I grew up in a very privileged family, in the not so small town of Cedar Rapids in the great state of Iowa. My father, Jeb, and other father, George, met while attending the University of Purdue, and after a night of vigorous love making, I was conceived! The first of four Bailey children, I was the one who got the least love from dad and dad. So, in turn, I turned to my other two passions. AOE3 and Economics.
My first love was France. Gendarmes. Gendarmes. Gendarmes. The Best unit in the game, it shaped so much about who I was as a young man. After my dog amber died, gendarmes were all I had left.
My siblings, twin sisters Beth (lizzierapids on eso) and Kara (kara3 on eso) proved to be my favorite teammates for 3v3s on Regicide (Honshu) but were useless for my pursuit of an elusive deathmatch medal! the pinnacle, in my eyes, of aoe3 glory! This is when I met kioa, my life partner.
The connection was beautiful, my anus was overjoyed with his touch, and I discovered the reason I was put on this earth! the Aztec sling rush! With kioa by my side sending forward villagers to build a war hut and spam puma, we were unbeatable!!!! Glory followed, and as a 2x World #1 2v2 player, one time #3 world 2v2 player, and once a member of the #2 3v3 team along with kioa, I achieved the Fame I always wanted. However, I still didn’t have any friends or the love of my dads:( .
I attended the university of community college of Eastern Illinois St Tech, where i met my first girlfriend, who said we should wait until marriage. that didn’t happen, as I was retarded. Naturally, I ended up in the desert of Africa at Ghana State University. There I graduated with an economics degree.
i HAVE A NEW JOB AT PETSMART NOW AND MY PARENTS HAVE A DOG NAMED GEORGE AND A CAT NAMED HARRY.
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